Friday, August 8, 2008

Oh, the irony...


("Yeah, that's right bitches... check out THESE piss-stained choppers.")

Today John Edwards finally copped to the fact that he did have an affair with a woman who worked for his campaign (while his wife was ill with life-threatening cancer, no less) after repeatedly denying it to the media.

All I can say to that is: "Quelle muthafukkin' surprise."

But in denying that he had fathered a child with this woman, was he trying to portray himself as being somehow more noble than the typical lying, adulterous, hypocritical scumbag that the world of politics seems to attract in droves?

As far as I'm concerned, he may as well have said, "Well, okay, yeah... I fucked her, (scrunches up his face) but I didn't do THAT."

Way to go, dumbass, and welcome to the club. Now sit the fuck down. I mean, really...

No comments: